What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Oh this is pitiful! Make yourself a new hockey movie, not a remake of something that achieved hockey comedy perfection! The ghost of Paul Newmann groans and turns slowly in its grave!