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Slapshot
(The Next Level!)
USA
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 Posted - 01/07/2008 : 6:02:55 PM
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| Not everybody is in the know when it comes to hockey. Especially people who are at their first game or a promotion is the only reason they are there. It makes for some pretty funny quotes tho. So.. Whats the dumbest thing you've heard at a hockey game? |
old time hockey bar the door, clear the track, ITS ALL OUT WAR! |
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Hakeedude
(Been Here Awhile)
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Caitskee
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
620 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2008 : 8:37:32 PM
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| After a Ducks game years ago some girl asked me what they do with the ice after the game. "Do they fold it up?" She also said "What? They have positions in hockey? I thought they just skated around!" |
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cyclonehole
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
985 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2008 : 8:42:48 PM
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| I have experienced WAY worse NASCAR nights than this year's. However I had a group behind me where the moronically annoying lady behind me on Friday kept yelling that if Starling would beat people up then he would "be a good player." |
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ARSClone
(The Next Level!)
USA
126 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2008 : 9:21:00 PM
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| Couple years back a guy in front of use yeled "Air ball!!" |
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elvis77
(Loves To Post!)
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Posted - 01/07/2008 : 9:43:23 PM
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| went to cleveland to see hamilton play the lake erie monsters. there was a delayed penalty called on cleveland, so hamilton's goalie left the net for the extra attacker. keep in mind that hamilton was up by 2 or 3 goals at this point.....as the goalie left the net i hear a cleveland fan yell "they're pulling the goalie...EMPTY NET!" |
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Caitskee
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
620 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2008 : 9:53:46 PM
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| How about one from a Cyclones fan to former Wheeling goalie Andy Franck... "Fwaaank, Fwaaank!! Yo sista called she said she wants her panties back!" or "Fwaaank, Fwaaank, the NHL called. They said they want their jersey back!" |
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HECKLERFROMHELL
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2008 : 9:57:59 PM
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Originally posted by Caitskee
How about one from a Cyclones fan to former Wheeling goalie Andy Franck... "Fwaaank, Fwaaank!! Yo sista called she said she wants her panties back!" or "Fwaaank, Fwaaank, the NHL called. They said they want their jersey back!"
Hey, That was The Village Idiot, or #6 as we like to call him. You know, the guy and his wife who bring Chuck-E-Cheese with them in a clones jersey. He's annoying. I feel sowwy for him. He's retarded or something.(I dunno) |
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Slapshot
(The Next Level!)
USA
271 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2008 : 10:32:57 PM
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| The one that inspired this topic came from a guy sitting next to me at game seven of the Kelly Cup Semi Finals in Dayton... He kept yelling at #44 and going " You're only half as good as 88!" and kept breaking it down thru the whole team number by number.. It was really annoying |
old time hockey bar the door, clear the track, ITS ALL OUT WAR! |
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Caitskee
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
620 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2008 : 12:01:13 AM
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Originally posted by HECKLERFROMHELL
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Originally posted by Caitskee
How about one from a Cyclones fan to former Wheeling goalie Andy Franck... "Fwaaank, Fwaaank!! Yo sista called she said she wants her panties back!" or "Fwaaank, Fwaaank, the NHL called. They said they want their jersey back!"
Hey, That was The Village Idiot, or #6 as we like to call him. You know, the guy and his wife who bring Chuck-E-Cheese with them in a clones jersey. He's annoying. I feel sowwy for him. He's retarded or something.(I dunno)
Yeah, don't you love him? (not) |
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XcloneiacX
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
869 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2008 : 01:59:06 AM
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Originally posted by HECKLERFROMHELL
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Originally posted by Caitskee
How about one from a Cyclones fan to former Wheeling goalie Andy Franck... "Fwaaank, Fwaaank!! Yo sista called she said she wants her panties back!" or "Fwaaank, Fwaaank, the NHL called. They said they want their jersey back!"
Hey, That was The Village Idiot, or #6 as we like to call him. You know, the guy and his wife who bring Chuck-E-Cheese with them in a clones jersey. He's annoying. I feel sowwy for him. He's retarded or something.(I dunno)
Ditto^^^(I'm right across in 120 so I hear most of it.)
I think the best thing i've ever heard at a hockey game is, "So is the blue line the foul line?" this being from one of the smartest people I know who just happens to watch nothing but basketball. So yea its dumb.
Another one was, "why do they sit in that box for 2 minutes, did they do something bad?" Uhhh, no duh tard! that one was from some white trash person that was at a game this year. |
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Caitskee
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
620 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2008 : 09:52:50 AM
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| Haha, I love how everyone knows who the "Fwaaaank" guy is. Andy Franck himself got a kick out of this. That guy picked on him all the time. I see him every so often this season, but he seems to move around the rink in different spot every night. Lucky us! |
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AprilEvening
(Rookie)
21 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2008 : 09:54:24 AM
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I was at a game in Kalamazoo (Go Komets!) and the guy behind us just happened to be a kiddie hockey coach. He was telling the kids that Fort Wayne was about 50 miles from K-zoo (it's 120) and that there were a lot of mid-Western teams in the (then) UHL, including Danbury. Dude, that's in CONNECTICUT!!!!! Then some guy asked us where we were from, while we're both wearing Komet jerseys, and then when i said "Fort Wayne" starting going off about how it's so far to come from Florida for a hockey game.
But my favorite still has to be the people you get at any game in any barn who yell "FIGHT!" constantly throughout the game. Priceless. |
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CycloneRyderfan73
(The Next Level!)
USA
225 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2008 : 4:25:00 PM
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This is a great topic. Here's a couple favorites I've heard over the years. Few years ago 2 guys were sitting in front of me and the one guy asked his friend what the puck was made with. The guy told him it was made out of really hard steel. If that wasn't funny enough the guy who asked the question then asks, "Wouldnt it stick to the ice if its made of steel"?
A couple years ago a man and his wife were sitting behind me during pre-game warmups. When the players came out onto the ice the man says, "Oh my God they're wearing shorts on the ice". Then his wife was wondering how they stay warm during the game since they wear shorts. |
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HECKLERFROMHELL
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2008 : 6:39:34 PM
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| OK, I have one that my wife reminded me of. This happened last year on Opening Night right here in Cincy. The idiot (I forget his name), from Channel 19 announced, "Are You Ready For Some Football?" Thank GOD Wildman is back!!! |
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KRLPhotos
(Been Here Awhile)
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2008 : 6:59:27 PM
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| i got one for you...me and my family were in pittsburgh for a rangers game and there was a drunk guy behind me, and he was trying to explain how the ice was put down. he said that they used some type of wire and they spray painted it on and then had the zamboni come out and put a very thick layer of water down, then they take the wire up!!! i wanted to turn around and smack the s**t out of this guy, but i resisted |
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