collins real name is frodo and he was brought here from middle earth by elves. he found that saving middle earth was easy in comparison to saving a goal
"PBR can do that to you....1,2,3,12 beers and you're f**ked" -oscar
"and i don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation" - joan jett
"beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - benjamin franklin