What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The only thing I wonder on those two sets of stats is the extremely LOW number of penalty minutes.Not that I want goons but you always are faced with breakaway situations that you need to stop with a hold or trip or just standing up for your place on the ice.